1) n. Any one of the many stupidly-priced, pretentiously-named variations of a fucking cup of coffee, enjoyed by cuntholes worldwide
Cunthole: "Could I have a latte macchiato, a moccachino fredo, a double doppio americano and a risretto lungo, please?"

Waitor: "So that's 4 twattachinoes. I'll just check the order. OK, £28 please"
by Hard'man May 13, 2011
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