scenager

A teenager, usually a male.
Who knows how to play only 2 strings on his generic acoustic guitar.
Dates girls that are way cooler than he.
Desires to start his own band even though he lacks any musical talent.
Has no idea what good music is.

Example:1
Person1: "Did you see that kid playing Mary Had a Little Lamb on guitar?"

Person2: "Yeah, what a scenager. I would totally fuck his girlfriend."

Example:2
Person1: "Wow that guy is wearing extremely tight pants!"

Person2: "I think those are actually chick's pants!"

Person1: "WHAT A FAGGOT!!!"

by iHateMyBestFriends December 17, 2008

Scenage

When the scenes are mad beyond belief, you have scenage. Mixture of carnage and the scenes. Scenage often identified by loud 'WOOOOORLD STARRRR' outcries from young African American males on the scene where the scenage is taking place.

"One would say the holocaust was a pure example of absolute scenage"

by Luis37 November 22, 2016

Scenager

A "Scenager" is someone who conforms to the "pop-punk-glam" scene by ; impersonating a raccoon usually in the means of eye makeup, Wearing tight jeans that are usually below the buttock area.Wearing skirts that are trashy and out of place. Wearing lots of fun bracelets that extended some sort of value to "being an individual". Writing dark,depressing and horribly written song lyrics on their social media sites, and demanding MCR and or HIM in their home town. Also in some cases exclaiming how they are either part of PETA and vegan, when it does not fit to do so.

"Look at the Scenagers over there, probably trying to conjure a rain cloud".

"Scenagers are over running the suburbs".

by Pretendeavor09 May 9, 2011