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Decatted 

The act of getting a cat off your lap. This can be done in any number of ways, but the term usually refers to the use of a hearing aid turned up full volume as seen with Earl Pickles' cat, Muffin.
Muffin: (thinking to herself) Oh, Earl's lap, I'm going to jump up there and try to scratch him!

Earl: Stupid cat! Hey Clyde, get me my hearing aid!!!

Clyde: (yelling) What in the world for? Earl Pickles, are you crazy?

Earl: I'll show you what I mean. (turns up the hearing aid loud so it's squealing. Muffin jumps off his lap scared)

Clyde: (shocked) What on earth did you just do?

Earl: That, my friend, is the art of being Decatted!
Decatted by Dusty's Baby Powder January 28, 2011
Related Words

Decatted 

similar as Debug used in IT industry word, Decatted as used to remove cats from industry outdoor equipment to prevent any kind of false alarm or equipment damage. Typically under bad weather, some of wild cats can find outdoor equipment as shielding place to stay, therefore, cause some unnecessary damage to the equipment.
Decatted is part of Prevented Maintenance process after storm.
Decatted by Qkshar February 8, 2023

DETRENDITION 

The act of realizing "Trends" or "Trendy" things such as slangs, bandwagons, social behaviors or attitudes have become so ridiculous that one cannot help but revert back to being a free range human that no longer feels the urge to bleat with the rest of the flock.
The individual began their detrendition when all the people who once demanded so many freedoms suddenly began wanting to revoke the ones they fought for.
DETRENDITION by DeadJezebel May 15, 2024

Decatreissexual

(noun)A person who feels a specific attraction to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (commonly known as Lula), in addition to being attracted to 13 other categories of beings, objects, or concepts (men, women, hermaphrodites, animals, inanimate objects, animated characters, abstract ideas, natural phenomena, mythical creatures, machines, plants, and architectural structures.)

Etimology of "Decatreissexual":

The term combines elements from multiple linguistic roots to form its playful and fictional meaning:

- "Deca-": From the Greek word *déka* (δέκα), meaning "ten," representing the numerical element in the term.

- "Treize-": Derived from the French word *treize*, meaning "thirteen," a reference to the number 13, symbolically tied to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva (popularly associated with the number 13 in Brazilian politics).

- "Sexual": From the Latin *sexus*, meaning "sex" or "gender," commonly used in English to denote attraction or orientation.
1. "As a decatreissexual, Alex has a deep appreciation for Lula’s speeches and finds beauty in everything from ancient statues to stormy weather."

2. "Being decatreissexual means Taylor doesn’t limit their attraction; they admire Lula and also feel drawn to conceptual art and robotic designs."

3. "Jamie came out as decatreissexual last year, explaining their attraction to Lula, sunsets, and even fictional characters from novels."

4. "Decatreissexual pride is about embracing your love for Lula and the infinite diversity of existence, whether it's plants, mythical beasts, or philosophical ideas."

5. "Pat joked about being decatreissexual after realizing their crush on Lula and their inexplicable fondness for vintage cars and storm clouds."
Decatreissexual by LULALOVER December 28, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026