Hermithood 

When one leaves society to live in a box with their only friend - a cat named Ke$ha - because they hate society.

Eduardo: "Dude, I hate the world."
Sally: "Then go have yourself a lovely Hermithood and stop complaining to me."
Eduardo: "Hey.... That doesn't sound too bad..."

Hermithood by leoncitothecatlady1 May 23, 2011

Hermithood 

Hermithood: The unique art, craft, and skill that a person employs to live as a hermit or hermitess. Such as may include how to live self-sustained, contented alone, as well as harnessing the spiritual life.

Andrew set off afoot to the Holy mountains of Romania seeking those hidden souls who could direct his path to hermithood.

Hermithood by Shepherdess January 27, 2017

hermitphrodite 

A guy with a thing.

Look at the hermitphrodite run through the forest!

hermitphrodite by A real anthropologist. June 25, 2003