Hair pains

(n) An ailment which occurs when hair stays in the same unnatural position for a long period of time (ie. a change in hair parting or direction). Symptoms of Hair pains are aching, twanging pains on the scalp when hair is moved or has pressure applied to it.
Occurs especially around times when hair has not been washed for a while.

Jen: Ohh I've had my hair in a tight high ponytail all day, I think I'm getting hair pains!

Emma: I changed my parting this morning for the lols and now my scalp is feeling the results; hair pains!!

Hair pains by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011

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dropping hairpins

To give hints that one is gay. Usually in the act of determining whether or not a person is safe to come out to. Also to see if an object of desire is also gay.

When I was talking with Jim, I dropped a couple hairpins, but I don't think he picked up on them.

dropping hairpins by eggie December 2, 2003

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Hairpaint

Paint for a kids hair.

2. What dads use to make their sons feel appreciated.

Son: Dad, do you care about me?
Dad: Sure son.

Son: Really?
Dad: Yeah. Do i have to paint your hair now?

Son: Yeah!
Dad: Alright, I'll go stir the Hairpaint. I'm going to paint your hair boy. Meet me in the garage.

Hairpaint by xion4 May 11, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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