Java Boner 

An erection caused by one's obsession with the programming language Java.

My Professor doesn't let me use C++ because he has a Java Boner.

Java Boner by BillyTheExterminator May 5, 2011

jalaboñer 

A boner caused from a jalapeño, or any particular spicy foods.

Don't look below the table; the nachos gave Juan a jalaboñer.

jalaboñer by Literate 'merican Stoner July 7, 2016