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Cafe Altstadt situated on Stratumseind in Eindhoven, a town in the south of Holland. It is a bar that's been around for 25+ years. They play all kinds of music but aim at alternative, rock and louder. Good place to enjoy the Dutch way of having a social life; have a cup of tea in the afternoon and a few beers in the evening...
I'm going to the Altstadt to meet my friends
Altstadt by KChops April 28, 2011
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Foley/Altstaetter Theorem 

Everything is 50/50, either it happens or it doesn't.
According to the Foley/Altstaetter Theorem, I have a 50/50 chance of winning the lottery this week.
Foley/Altstaetter Theorem by Foley November 15, 2004

Allstadt 

A fire breathing Succubus who's future job is a low paying math teacher
That Allstadt is starring me down with those eyes.
Allstadt by Buddha V April 25, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026