Scheuermann 

pronouced (sher-man) Male or female most likely of German decent. They're the epitome of sass and class all rolled into one. Quick-witted and straight forward, they'll always tell you what you need to hear not what you want to hear. Can definitely put down some liquor or beer... or basically anything behind the bar. Never challenge one to a drinking contest because you'll probably lose. Most likely a pet lover (let's be honest, who isn't?). Kind-hearted and always willing to help, unless you try taking their bottle. Then it's game on!

Look at that Scheuermann swallow!

Scheuermann by asd3939 April 23, 2011

Straight Scheuermann's 

The epitome of neuro degenerative disease. The worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Slowly killing your ability to function as you slowly become more and more autistic. No one wants to be a straight scheuermann's

Robbie: I just found out he has the straight scheuermann's

Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's

Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose

Straight Scheuermann's by ChairMan202 December 29, 2022

A Schauermann Joke 

This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.

While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.

A Schauermann Joke by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011

Schurmann 

of German origin, etymology insists from the greek "Ser" and "Mach" meaning shoe maker. In the German language, schur mann means "villainous man" However, this is not the case. Any Schurmann you meet will be shady looking, yet has a sensitive side, with a few topics that should never be discussed unless you wanna get punched directly in the throat. He'll be short-ish, with a third leg for a dick. Usually has colored eyes, thanks to that cunt Hitler, it's highly unlikely any German will have brown eyes. Has a nice sense of humor, and gets about every joke. Can be a dick head when he wants to be, knows how to get the ladies, due to that silver tongue he was born with, and he knows how to use it to his advantage, (manipulation). Doesn't like to fight, but will kick you right in the teeth, which will shoot down through your intestines to your urethra and shoot out like solid semen.

Guy 1: "Dude, I saw my girl talking to Schurmann"
Guy 2: "He fucked her."

Girl 1: "So I saw you talking to Schurmann earlier...?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I fucked him."

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Schurmann by JaySea July 23, 2012

Schürmann 

A Family full of Pyromaniac's.

There are Schürmann's nearby!

Schürmann by likeasteven July 15, 2021