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Noisemaker 

The spewing of nonsensical words or noises in a repetitive fashion which bring chaos to nearby populations of people.
While on the computer at work, Bob would be such a noisemaker by singing, humming, tapping his fingers, saying made up words and even repeating the same things over and over again. This caused Susan and Brendon to go mentally insane and want to strangle Bob with the telephone cord.
Noisemaker by The Furniture Gal April 18, 2011

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater 

The name Brian Fantana gave to his right testicle in the movie Anchorman.
"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

crows uses noisemakers 

Pronounced: "krôs yūs'ĕs nois'māk'ərs"

A phrase used to indicate when someone makes an amusing spelling or grammatical error. Everyone in the vicinity points and yells 'Crows Uses Noisemakers' in a German accent. A term of endearment.
"Did our teacher just spell lightning like 'lightening'? HA!Crows uses noisemakers!"

Nosemasker 

A moronic dumbshit assclown who wears the top of their mask beneath their nostrils, only covering their mouth and completely defeating the purpose of wearing a mask. These people don't seem to realize that viral particles can also be released from one's nose, and thus it is a good way to know when someone isn't very bright. Still slightly less retarded than anti-maskers, who are both stupid and inconsiderate, but not by much.
"Hey man, I haven't seen you the last two weeks, where have you been?"

"In quarantine, I got the Rona from some stupid cashier wearing her mask beneath her nose."

"Fucking nosemaskers..."
Nosemasker by Vantas69 November 14, 2020

Noise-maker 

A loud, attention getting fart that is surprisingly scent free.
Billy just blasted a bomb of a fart, but relax, it was just a noise-maker.
Noise-maker by J Lav November 17, 2019