pishart

To piss, shit and fart at the same time.

I LOLed so hard I pisharted mah pantalones.

by wingwingstarstar April 6, 2011

pishart

piss, shit and fart. at the same time.

I was laughing so hard that I pisharted.

by greatestwhorealive March 21, 2011

pishart

To shit and piss your pants while attempting to fart.

Jeremiah, being the jokester he was, attempted to leave a silent but deadly fart for his friends to delight in, but only succeeded in pisharting himself. Looks like the joke was on poor jeremiah!

by xjakxthexripperx August 8, 2014

Pishart

The trifecta of bodily waste functions. Best applied in a seated position. Particularly dangerous, messy and embarrassing for males standing at urinals.

Golly, Ralph, I was at the ball game and had to go so bad, I had to pishart in my shorts while standing in the bathroom line.

by bakersbrain March 11, 2020