Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelmingevidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob
Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired byCoronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.
Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."