flabbotage 

The act of eating a food that sabotages a perfectly good diet.

I was doing great with my diet until I flabbotaged it with a spectacular piece of cheesecake!

flabbotage by tevsterd March 29, 2011

fatbotage 

a deliberate action aimed at ruining someone's attempt at dieting

In an attempt to fatbotage Stephanie, every day at work Marcy left a freshly baked pie on Stephanie's desk, even though she knew Stephanie was on Atkins or some shit like that.

fatbotage by -=THE ROOSTER=- December 8, 2012

Flabotage 

When a plump or hefty person covertly tries to make a skinny friend pack on pounds by arranging multiple food-based social events.

"Mary keeps inviting me out for ice cream. I think she's trying to flabotage me."

Flabotage by Case-Sensitive March 15, 2009

flabbage 

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.

The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.

flabbage by JGMcD May 6, 2007

fabotage 

A blend of the words 'Facebook' and 'sabotage'. Fabotage is an alternative to 'frape' (using someone else's Facebook profile without their knowledge and posting content or changing information, often with humorous intent) that is more fun to say and doesn't trivialise rape.

"Well, that was a witty fabotage! I will fabotage you back, just you wait."

fabotage by purplerawr September 16, 2014

Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010