blunch

First meal of day eaten at lunchtime. As opposed to brunch which is eaten at 10 or 11, blunch is eaten at 12 or 1.

I wasn't hungry in the morning so I had blunch.

by solidgol September 19, 2012

blunch

An action that occurs before, during, and after visiting Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Dude, I was so hungover I had to blunch everywhere this morning, then we had blunch at Cracker Barrel and I've had to blunch out my ass all afternoon.

by tbird06 April 23, 2008

blunch

when you smoke a blunt on your lunch break instead of eating.

A::how was your lunch break??

B:: good had blunch with mistaa perry!!(:

by bubblepop(: March 23, 2011

blunch

Having a Blunt with Lunch. A blunt is a hollowed out cigar filled with marijuana.

man, i ate so much at blunch but i was still hungry... for some reason...

by dylo72 August 14, 2009

blunch

when you smoke a blunt at lunch

hey man im taken my 30 min blunch. Yea!!!!

by LPG January 13, 2006

blunch

A Blunch is a "Surfer Dude" "Emo Kid" "Preppy Kid" or a "Skater Boy" that usually speaks with the stereotipical surfer talk.
Blunches usually have the long, shoulder length hair: Common hair color is blond, sometimes brown.
Blunches usually tend to think they are "HOT SHIT" ( Cool, Better than everyone else. )

A noun

Surfer kid : Hey bra

Normal Kid : Lets go to BLUNCH!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! <- How you would use it.

by David Gnzo October 19, 2006

blunch

The act of punching your partner in the forehead in the event of accidental teeth scraping during a blowjob. AKA a blowjob punch.

That fine girl was giving me amazing head and all was well. That is until she cut me with her fangs so I had to blunch her good.

by blizroms December 24, 2010