Mud Mohawk

The act of not wiping your ass letting the shit stains go on your white underwear then placing them on your head.

When in need of a bald cap the man took his whites and placed them on his head not knowing of the mud mohawk he had.

by George Schwanz March 23, 2011

mississippi mud mohawk

when you squeeze out a turd in a line on a girls head like a mohawk

i was giving shari a tea bag and decided to give her a mississippi mud mohawk asswell.

by Mike Huntisitchin December 14, 2008

Gonzo mud mohawk

When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.

Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.

by GonzoMM August 12, 2006