Bread dick 

The long, thin shaped slice of bread (also known as the “guts” that are cut out of the center of Erbert and Gerbert’s bread loaves to make room for ingredients.

I like to dip my Erbert and Gerbert’s bread dicks in Ranch dressing.

Bread dick by Mooseman411 September 3, 2018

Bread Dick 

When the crust is removed from, typically, white bread and the remaining mass is formed into a penile shape and consumed. Especially attractive during a dining setting when performed by a female companion.

My girl friend enjoys producing a bread dick or two during our romantic dinners.

Bread Dick by ChipScar March 5, 2011

bread-dick 

The stench of bread (especially multi grain bread) after it has been used to wipe down a sweaty dick.

Sally, is it just me or does this ticket shanty smell like bread-dick?

bread-dick by Kornykornkornkornheluvzdatkorn June 22, 2016

Pita bread dick 

A man with a small, light-skinned, flat penis. One that could be seen as a piece of pita bread.

Oh lord have mercy that man has a pita bread dick

Pita bread dick by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Dick and bread 

Used to describe anger, but is most commonly used to describe the weather.

"Holy crap, it's cold as Dick and Bread outside!"

Dick and bread by A piece of Broccli January 11, 2009

dick on bread 

A “F.R.I.E.N.D.S.” reference regarding penis on a some loaf bread

-Yo, would you rather give up sex or food?
-....I want dick on bread.

dick on bread by MisterE1313 May 12, 2018

Bread Dickens 

After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.

You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.

Bread Dickens by GotchaB April 26, 2021