The PAWN

The Paper Work Nazi who has an eagle eye for mistakes. She will shred through your shit and throw it in your face if it is incorrect. Piss her off and your balls will get chopped off!

Cop 1: Damn The PAWN is in I better make sure that my paperwork for the jail is right or she will rip through it.

Cop 2: The Pawn is such a Bitch!

The PAWN by Ms. Bitchy March 18, 2011

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The Pawn’s Gambit

When a dad moves the last 2 or 3 beers in a 12 (or 24) pack to the front row so that his wife thinks the case is full and he didn’t drink the whole case already. He is the pawn of the house and the gambit is she finds out he drank 10-18 beers.

“Hey man after this game I gotta run to get more beer because I don’t have enough to run the Pawn’s Gambit before my wife gets home”

The Pawn’s Gambit by Tatu 8157 December 5, 2024

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Pawn the spawn

Find a babysitter.

We're gonna pawn the spawn on the grandparents so we can get away for the weekend.

Pawn the spawn by mgpoirier2-pblakemore October 22, 2010

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the pawny guy

When you try to play chess with your grandma, and she doesn't know a thing about it. She calls the pawn 'the pawny guy' and you face palm so hard you duplicate yourself.

P1: Check.

P2: Can the pawny guy capture this piece?

the pawny guy by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

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Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga

refers to an individual who is financially constrained to the point where, when they visit a pawnshop to purchase items, they must opt for a layaway plan, allowing them to pay for the items in installments, reflecting their limited budget and financial circumstances.

Josh: Hey Rocko, have you noticed how Drew has been acting lately?

Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?

Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."

Rocko: Really? How do you figure?

Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.

Rocko: Man he is always broke!

Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga by fckupthafun September 4, 2023

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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