Carsonoma 

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck

Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.

Carsonoma by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011

cartOOnman™ 

A very highly skilled player in the medal of honor FPS multiplayer online game. He knows ALL the tricks and mod's
and, will employ cheats, hacks, glitches ect... to dominate
all noobs and vets alike. If you play MOH online and cross
cartOOnman™'s path, your ONLY option is to run, and likly,
will not save you anyway.....

"CRAP !!! here comes cartOOnman™ , quick let's find another
server !!!"

cartOOnman™ by Patrick "cartOOnman™" Collins May 27, 2008

Chronomatopoeia 

Substituting "chron" for a syllable in a word, to make a weed-related pun, with a self-referential meaning.

"The Democratic Republic of Chrongo" is a chronomatopoeia.

Chronomatopoeia by Joe Chrontana September 22, 2011

chronomania 

chronomania n (Greek khronos, time + Greek mania, obsession, madness; cf. megalomania, balletomania) - obsession with time and speed; inclination to utilize every moment and to submit one's life to a total time control.

America suffers from chronomania. Faster, faster, faster! Why not to stop and to look in tranquility where we stand and into which future we have been rushing headlong.

Chronomania may become dangerous for your mental health. Try to find a different focus of life, apart from schedules and deadlines.

chronomania by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003

Carlsonomics 

The economic philosophy of Tucker Carlson favouring protectionism and populism over a purely free market model.

Mitt Romney opposition to Carlsonomics led to his 2012 election defeat.

Carlsonomics by America Explained March 14, 2021

Chronomatic 

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

Chronomatic by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

chronomaniac 

chronomaniac n (Gr. khronos, time + Gr. mania, obsession, madness; cf. nymphomaniac) - a person obsessed with time and speed; one who attempts to live faster and to control time expenditure up to the smallest units.

He is a chronomaniac. He looks at his watch every minute.

chronomaniac by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003