Cookstered

When a man fucks a woman or man up the anus, whilst the person being fucked is taking a shit

Bob cookstered Mary whilst she was in the back garden.

by The_Cookster March 16, 2004

Cookster

Describes when someone is being abnormally crazy or strange.

"That boy is a right cookster!"

"Haha, you crazy cookster!"

by ogcookster June 26, 2017

The Cookster

The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!

When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.

Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!

by Secrets September 29, 2005

Cookster

A person with an unnatural gift of 'stringing' someone else along with a story or tale that appears to be reasonable and likely and then delivering the punchline which undoubtedly results in the recipient looking and feeling like a bit of a twat!

That Cookster just made me totally believe that he had conquered Everest wearing only his pants!

by Someone not yet taken in February 11, 2007

Disrespectful Cookster

A small primate who when in an angry state, is known to throw bananas and other assorted fruits at its antagonizer.

Oh my god! That disrespectful Cookster just threw a banana right into my eye, and now I'm blind!!

by Mike Cookie October 27, 2008