jakubowski 

to fellate one's own penis with the aid of a harness and an intricate system of pulleys.

Holy shit, I just saw the new Kylie Minogue video and I'm going home to Jakubowksi.

jakubowski by Senor Swanky March 16, 2004

Jakubowski 

A fruity, yet musky, full-bodied Caribbean Coctail with a blend of Wisconsinian influence: 1 part amaretto/1 part Havana club / 2 part Orange Juice / 2 part carbonated water

I love drinking Jakubowskis in Playa del Carmen and dreaming of Kylie Minogue.

Jakubowski by Señor Slack September 7, 2021

Jakubowski 

A fruity, yet musky, full-bodied Caribbean Coctail with a Wisconsinian influence: 1 part amaretto/1 part Havana club / 2 part Orange Juice / 2 part carbonated water

Yo, I'm headed to the pool bar, does anybody want a Jakubowski?

Jakubowski by Señor Slack September 12, 2021