Eberly

a family of many attractive children who often boast about themselves and have cool muscles

Dude, he's such an eberly!!

by poopinyourface February 19, 2011

Dylan Eberly

The kind of guy to tell his girlfriend to stop giving him head because he wants to see the end of the teenage mutant ninja turtles episode.

Girl: Mmmmm your balls taste so good
Guy: Stop giving me top dumbass, the episode is almost over and I need to pay attention!
Girl: Ugh, you're such a Dylan Eberly sometimes!

by Hugh Jass Sr. Sr. August 28, 2023