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Pressman 

Sometimes referred to as "Press" "Man-Eater" or simply "Oh Fuck".

Commonly seen wandering around the fast food and drinking establishments of North London, the average Pressman can be hostile and extremely sexually violent. Especially on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday night and every third full moon.
sexually violent pressman I haven't got with anyone, not even a sausage free food
Pressman by Gorillabits February 26, 2011
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Dumb little chucklefuck that is most likely hiding their problems behind a facade of racism and homophobia. They're also most likely gay but very, VERY closeted.
He's such a fucking Presman
Presman by Gojolover69 March 13, 2024
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Being kidnapped to work in the Guildford office.
Patrick was pressganged to work in the Guildford office.