ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY 

a derogatory word for a person of African descent; a negro

1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.

ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY by Pittovsky July 21, 2008

Alabama Porch Monkey 

Relating back to old southern black slavery label black women who sat on porches and rock in rocking chairs with their black husband.

Molly: Of course he was young, but know he's a Alabama Porch Monkey

Alabama Porch Monkey by MiiCkEy February 24, 2011