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porcine cosmetologist
A porcine cosmetologist is a
periphrastic
term for someone who puts
lipstick on a pig
; in other words, a
spin doctor
. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.
The typical
actor
or
politician
in trouble
is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.
by
eViL pOp TaRt
February 2, 2011
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