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smash cheeks 

1.The act of waxin that ass to perfect.2 Premeditated assault of that ass by any means necessary 3. Goin straight H.A.M on the pussy.
Example: After a short conversation you take a bitch to your,hers or anyone's crib for that matter and smash cheeks! It doesn't really matter how it goes down as long as it goes down by any means necessary and your games on point. the hoe or hoe's(if u go hard) must be down! The more ppl who see or hear it the funnier it is in the morning and more cred is awarded. Let the games begin.
smash cheeks by Drake and B February 21, 2011
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Cheek Stash 

Stashing contraband in-between your butt cheeks, as opposed to actually sticking it up your anus- Better squeeze hard!
I had to cheek stash my crack pipe while I was in central booking so I could smoke while I was in my jail cell

smashcheeks 

When thou smashes thy Cheeks with thy Penis real good.
Fucking smashcheeks for me this weekend buddy!!

smashcheeks 

When you smash Butt cheeks of any kind with your penis.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend buddy?
Person 2: Oh it was straight smashcheeks all weekend for me buddy!
Person 1: Smashcheeks? Only you would come up with some dumb shit like that lol.
Person 2: Yeah buddy all you need is Penis n buttcheeks then smash them together real fucking good brother lol whatever floats your boat.

slash in the cheek 

A song by the mad MC Ewan about assualt
Ewan: "I'll giver her a slash in the cheek"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026