Bookblock

The reading version of "cockblock."

My work is such a bookblock. Every time I start really getting into a book, it's time to go to work and I have to put down my very sexy book.

Bookblock by Beeswax, none of yours inc February 20, 2011

Booblock 

The involuntary, unavoidably prolonged stare towards an uncommonly magnificent set of breasts once initial visual contact is made, due to size, revealing clothing or erect nipples. Often unbreakable, even when discovered and berated by the owner of the breasts.

1. "Shit dude, that chick totally busted you looking at her fine tatas." "I couldn't help it man, tried to look away but one glance and I got booblock!"

2. Harvey casually glanced over at the blond hottie in the next row at the ballpark, and seeing a gratuitous flash of nipple down her shirt as she bent over to reach in her purse, he had booblock for the rest of the game.

Booblock by Grafikman November 22, 2006

boozeblock 

the annoying friend who will not let you drink when they are around because it is against their morals.

we wanted to get crunk, but joe was being a boozeblock because his parents were sleeping above us

boozeblock by theprodigy August 5, 2008

Cookblocking 

The act of using up ingredients in the fridge so another cannot cook what they intended to

Me: Jim where's the cheese?
Jim: Oh I ate it.
Me: God damn it Jim stop cookblocking me!

Cookblocking by Geekycoconut March 17, 2013

boxblock 

To prevent a female from having consensual sexual intercourse. Analogous to cockblock. Boxblocking is usually committed by other females although males are occasionally guilty. From the slang box.

I can't believe that bitch Martha, trying to hook up with my ex-boyfriend. I am totally going to boxblock her tonight at the club.

boxblock by Chris Kilmer January 17, 2005

boobcock 

When a person has long nipple that can almost represent a penis.

Barbara was beautiful, but when I realized she had a pair of boobcocks under her shirt, I cringed.

boobcock by j rad March 15, 2004

bockblock 

The act of preventing a cheers while drinking, either by pulling away when another party attempts to cheers you or inserting a hand between the glasses.

That loser thought he could just come around and drink with us, but I bockblocked him and punched him in the face.

bockblock by el_topo December 14, 2009