a girl who moves from guy to guy in a close circle of friends, typically being of asian descent, and having no leverage on either cleavage nor buttocks, so basically flat.
chris-"hey i heard you hooked up with a girl last night."
mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."
mike-"yeah i did but then i realized she was a total Ysabel Jones Samsonite Romanov."
by The_Troop January 27, 2011