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aftertizers 

When a restaurant brings your appetizers after you eat
I didn't get my aftertizers yet
aftertizers by payiscool September 7, 2015
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Aftertizer

Usually refers to items consumed and or performed after finishing a good romp. In part the antonym of an appetizer.
After having had an intense orgasm, Dianne lighted up her menthol Virginia Slims, her preferred Aftertizer.
Aftertizer by RedAvenger December 21, 2008

Aftertizer

A delicious treat post meal. Or, a fun but brief sex act after a more substantial engagement.
We had LUNCH and a pretty dirty aftertizer.
I wanted steak, but those Brussel Sprouts were a sick aftertizer!
Aftertizer by Weeds mc April 13, 2019

aftertizer

Snacks belatedly consumed after dinner instead of before, often if a favorite appetizer was overlooked
Often occurs because 1) a delicious appetizer was unnoticed until later; or 2)the entree was unsatisfying in quality, quantity, or both.
"Ooo, cocktail shrimp! I'm having an aftertizer."
aftertizer by WillaCather April 14, 2019
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026