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ponzetti 

a word used to describe a person with bad hair
ewwww he has bad hair hes a ponzetti
ponzetti by kunk77 June 11, 2009
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pongetti 

Stinky butt that doesn't have the rizz sauce
Such a Pongetti not being able to crown a board
pongetti by Crip Crip March 13, 2024

Ponzetti’s Pizza

Ponzetties’s pizza is a local pizza joint located in North Ocean City Maryland. 75% of its clientele are locals but many tourists unexpectedly find themselves lost there during the Months of June- August. Famously known for its pitchers of miller lite and great pizza. This spot will forever be known as the all time best spot in town.
Andrew: hey man we should go to Ponzetti’s Pizza tonight!

Dan: haven’t we gone every night for the past 5 days?

Andrew: Exactly.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026