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Fluffalufagus 

A pitch black unicorn with a neon green horn and fire for eyes and a tail. He comes from Rainbowland:)
He eats little children under the age of 13 unless his master(ME) commands to eat someone else. He tortures fairies in rainbowland cuz its funny.
His wifes name is Mrs.Fluffalufagus:)
She is a pink pony with a rainbow tail and a black horn. She comes from Hell:)
She eats adult brains(ppl over the age of 19)She has no owner yet, but her owner cant be too far from me cuz then theyll kill the world..... Itll be funny but still.

Yeah thats about it.... Oh and there is only one of eac hof them so bleh!!! And mrs.Fluffalufagus says"Im coming to eat your brains!!!!"
Dude: Dude check out that unicorn horse thing!
Dude#2: Yeah thats Mr.Fluffalufagus. Dont look at his wife....
Dude: Whyyyyy????
Dude#2: Cuz then..... He will...................... Rape you!!!!!!!!!
Dude: O.e

fluffaluffagus 

This is an elusive type of endangered never-before-seen large snow animal that thrives at higher elevations. Your most likely to encounter one of these beasts directly after or during a period of heavy snowfall, as they seem to be more abundant on powder days. Potentially dangerous and unpredictable, yet a select few spend countless hours in pursuit these animals. Not to be confused with its prairie dwelling cousin the snuffaluffagus.
Dude! On that last run I almost pulled the tail of a fluffaluffagus but it evaded me! There's a large herd of fluffaluffagi roaming the hill today.
fluffaluffagus by alldayy December 16, 2009

fufalufagus 

A name for a child that wheezes and play call of duty every day with the bois.
Dad: what are you doing tonight
Son:fufalufagus
fufalufagus by Rapist420 January 9, 2021

Sluffalufagus 

A cop that produces a low volume of traffic citations. Generally the only written citations are for accidents. These officers can sometimes be found hiding in parking decks or behind a church. Used almost exclusively in the central Virginia area.
That Sluffalufagus only has three traffic tickets for the month, someone must have been speeding in the deck.
Sluffalufagus by L. Bogert December 13, 2007

Fluffalupagus

An extremely fluffy and adorable puppy, kitten or other small mammal.
OH MY GOSH! Look at that fluffalupagus! I have to cuddle with it right now!
Fluffalupagus by MaddieYeahman August 17, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026