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pocket fox 

There are threes types of pocket foxes:
1) the fox that only lived for 15 minutes in the 16th century, the insides of it's pockets are the strongest aphrodisiac on earth.
2) the one currently living is small, white, and has glowing blue eyes. It has pockets on it's sides. They have tons of fleas, but you will usually not notice because of the third type of pocket fox.
3) the hampster-shaped creatures that live inside of the second type of pocket foxes pockets. They are also called pocket foxes because people used to think that they were the offspring of the second type of pocket fox. In exchange for getting to live inside of the pocket fox's pockets it eats it's fleas, which also gets it an easy meal.
1) Mr. Burns was able to have sex after taking the pocket fox's aphrodisiac
2) The pocket fox is the coolest animal ever!
3) This pocket fox lives in the other pockets fox's pockets!
pocket fox by Dirty Shoes March 10, 2004
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Pocket fox 

My God, she is quite a little pocket fox.
Pocket fox by Matt January 20, 2004

pocket foxy 

A sweet-looking country girl with the moves, the voice, and the looks of a big city sexy model.
Dustin's spending his summer chillin' with this total pocket foxy!!!
pocket foxy by Team Hilton July 8, 2006

foxy pocket 

A place where you stash money away from your significant other.
We had a few extra bucks left over after the bills so I put it in my foxy pocket
foxy pocket by DawnFletch February 22, 2017

pocketfox 

a pocketfox is a mythical tiny fox that fits in your pocket. It comes in handy in stores with long lines, especially in urban areas. It's main function is to scatter and terrify the chickens in the "henhouse" However, it can also be used to hurry the geese along when crossing a street.
The line in Ikea was sooo long and full of cluckers. I could have used my pocketfox.
pocketfox by 500what June 30, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026