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kizzle clizzle 

One who looks in the mirror everyday only to see how much better looking he has gotten and finds himself having to beat the girls (older than 18) off with sicks.
Damn man, what do I have to do be like Kizzle Clizzle.

kizzle clizzle 

A handsome, yet hapless, body builder who has no game so he resorts to sexual relations with underage girls.
Poor, poor Jenny. Rumor has it, she is a victim of a Kizzle Clizzle.

Clizzle Bizzle Mizzle 

When two males watch each other masturbate and don't think it's gay because they've kissed before.
Gangsta: Yo homie let's clizzle bizzle mizzle.
Friend: Sounds good to me.

kizzle clizzle 

One who regularly engages in inopropriate relations with children under 15 years of age. A kizzle clizzle also enjoys "protein shakes".
That kizzle clizzle better recognize who runs things up in here and lay off my Kool-Aid.

kizzle clizzle 

To commit rancid acts of sodomy. Often under the influence of alcohol.
That buy just kizzle clizzed that little girl.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026