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Jones Job 

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,
oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone
Jones Job by king dream November 25, 2013

Jobu Jones

The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once
He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich
Jobu Jones by Msmith17192 January 22, 2019
The author, originator, and co-president of Dirty Bird Inc. Uber legit and ready to pwn
Dude that Jobes kid is mother fucking fresh!
Jobes by w_t_f December 26, 2008
A follower. Someone who isn't their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. A jobes can be either a guy or girl. Sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.
"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"
jobes by Fadeawayj January 13, 2010
Absolute unit of a person, place, or thing
Jobes are sooo good baby. Look at that jobe nigga. That is a sexy job babyyy
Jobes by Rickyxxy August 2, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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