A nerd's lair; a bachelor pad complete with a computer on a desk with ready access to the Internet (where occupants spend the bulk of their time when not sleeping), world-canceling features such as a door or noise-reducing headphones, and a respectable number of comforting knick knacks (ie collectibles, south park memorabilia, Todd McFarlane posters, etc.).

examples include but not limited to:

Steve Carell's house in 'The 40 Year Old Virgin'

Josh Baskin's apartment in the movie 'Big'

The bat cave (that dude held on to everything)

your place (you know who you are)

"I don't shave when I'm chillin' in my nerdcave, get baked like everyday my birthday...." - mc chris

"dude, your place is such a nerdcave"
"awe come on"
"you've got more video games then a teenage asian kid"
"its not that much"
you've got a figure of....is that the six million dollar man's boss?"
"Oscar Goldman. Thats worth way more then Steve Austin"

Nerdcave by Dynomutt September 24, 2011

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nerd cake

nerdier than nerdy in a cake form.

Alejandra and Coral are the nerdiest Mexican nerd cake.

nerd cake by Coralkayybee13 March 27, 2009

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nerdcave

A place where little nerdies devise their mathamatical plots to take over society and make everyone learn math D:... yah... thats a nerd cave...

ex.1 TO THE NERDCAVE! *dananananaaaa* nerd face! nerd face!

ex.2 Gay guy #1 Holy shizz, your room looks like a nerdcave

Gay guy #2 what the hell!? my room is pwnfull you @$$#0|3!!!
Gay guy #3 You all are evil noob pricks T_T

nerdcave by the noob who u dun like August 25, 2009

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nerd cake

A lie

as defined by the game portal

The nerd was offered cake but knew that the cake was a lie...

the only cake that nerd know is nerd cake and nerd cake is the ultimate lie

nerd cake by SighDuck December 11, 2010

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