Pastey white guy that has no taste in fashion. Wears extra small shirts to show off his enormus nipples as he constantly tries to smooze the ladies. Thinks he is huge, but has a baby penis and no muscles. Only weighs 150 pounds and thinks he is cut. Will steal your lady by taking her to buy shoes, as his feet are smaller than hers and is able to model them.
by Sharpefx December 10, 2010