Stalagmooger 

Dried nasal mucus on the bottom of your nose. Similar to a stalagmite from the bottom of caves, the booger is on the bottom of your nasal cave.

The stalagmooger is difficult to get out my nose because of the far reaching bottom of my nose.

Stalagmooger by datoneperson December 6, 2010

Stalactooger

Dried nasal mucus on the top of your nose. Similar to a stalactite from the top of caves, the booger is on the top of your nasal cave.

I can easily get the stalactooger out of my nose because its on the top of the inside of my nose.

Stalactooger by datoneperson December 6, 2010