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roadbating 

a juxtaposition of the words road and masturbation...Def. When you got major boneage at the steering wheel and are jackin it with one hand while fist bumping to techno music with the other, usually culminates in the roadbater busting all over the dashboard...
I just saw harry potter last night and, man that scene where harry and hermoines ghosts we're making out had me roadbating all the way home to eden praire
roadbating by yfbeezy December 3, 2010
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roadalingus 

The act of giving or receiving cunnilingus while the subject receiving stimulation is driving. This is the female counterpart to road head.
Person A: That chick gave me wicked road head on the way to see Harry Potter 5: The Order of the Phoenix.
Person B: Oh nice! Did you return the favor by giving her some roadalingus?
Person A: Yeah, on the way to church.
Person B: Noice!

Roadboating 

The act of manning the helm of a vessel (usually while inebriated or consuming a beverage of some sort) while it is being towed on a trailer behind a truck. Most commonly road boating is seen in MD when the truck bed is full of people and golf bags and space and time are of the essence. It also reduces the number of DDs needed for a large group of people.
We had a couple guys roadboating to the golf course because the truck was full and they wanted to drink on the ride there legally (drinking on boats while they move is legal unlike trucks).
Roadboating by Capt Shipfaced December 6, 2012

motorcycle roadracing 

The sport and art of piloting a high performance motorcycle around a closed track or road course in competition with other riders and for a designated number of laps.
Motorcycle roadracing is without a doubt the most exhilerating and underrated form of motorsports in the world.
motorcycle roadracing by razer December 26, 2006

Roadalingus 

(v.) The act of cunnilingus upon a female driver via a man/woman in the passanger seat. Based off of the traditional road head, this on-female action requires agility, planning and strategic maneuverability of ones limbs. Specific leg placement and proper clothing is required.

Bench seats are recommended. Adding to degree of difficulty: Stick Shifts, Bucket Seats.

WARNING: Urban legend has it that roadalingus has been performed on motorcycles with and without side cars. WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS.
I asked my girlfriend once for a blowey while driving home from the bar last weekend. Naturally, she said no. I asked her if she wanted roadhead and she wondered if it was even possible. Drunk, motivated and horny...anything is possible behind the wheel of a car. Hence this new term for woman roadhead, Roadalingus.
Roadalingus by Mellowgold July 15, 2010

RoadTing 

A roadman but a girl
Hey you roadting you be looking pretty fit you know innit
RoadTing by Lilywise January 25, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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