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TardCon is any where Sarah Palin is speaking.
Retardicans and ConservaTards unite to hear the shrill tardspeak of Palin. Everyone attending lost brain cells to the overwhelming air of retardiation spewing from her upper man-juice hole.
Palin and CryBecky had TardCon2 in Washington DC.
The Conservatards were indoctrinated to not bring signage as it proves to World how frikin retarded they really are in writting.
TardCon by RetardicanFodder December 1, 2010
Short for traditional conservative; an individual or group that advocates on behalf of values that were present throughout history. Critics of traditional conservatism often see historical values as archaic while proponents of traditional conservatism might see their values' past success as indicators of future success.
U.S. President Ronald Reagan was a well-known tradcon.
tradcon by wickedmentality12 December 17, 2013

Tardcore 

Noun: Someone who seems completely ignorant or idiotic in method, speech, or action, but is surprisingly capable of amazing feats.
The Scotsman from Gendy Tartakovsky's Samurai Jack is Tardcore
Tardcore by kataklyzmik June 21, 2006

Tardmonger 

Dude i hate her, shes such a...a...a...TARDMONGER
Tardmonger by AJeanM February 10, 2008

tardmonkey 

Someone with the intellect of a retarded monkey.
You're such a tardmonkey.
tardmonkey by John Wass November 14, 2003

Tardcunt 

A little retarded girl who asks you not to use the word retarded thereby becoming a cunt as well.
That little retarded girl is being selfish again and has really turned in to a Tardcunt.
Tardcunt by bcoen July 27, 2014

Tardonics 

The language of retards, or someone who speaks stupidly.
He's making no sense whatsoever. He's speaking Tardonics.
Tardonics by Broadacres January 17, 2011