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Grappling 

The act of a man and a woman, being on all fours, ass to ass, with a double sided dildo in their anus and his penis in her vagina.
When Brad's wife said she wanted to try some grappling, he had no idea what he was in for...
Grappling by Mcworthington November 25, 2010

grappling baby 

A Mexican baby that is launched into America from a mothers uterus in Mexico so the mother can use the umbilical cord to climb over the boarder.
You see Raquel over there, she used a grappling baby to get over the border, her son Jose is still retarded from it.
grappling baby by tvet0013 December 15, 2011

grappling baby 

noun, the all too common occurrence of a pregnant woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America to launch her baby over the border so then she can climb in using the umbilical cord.
Steven Colbert spiked that grappling baby back into mexico before the mom could climb over the border.
grappling baby by katerader December 17, 2011

Grappling Hook 

A sexual maneuver wherein one is having sex with a female vaginally and doggy-style, and one inserts both thumbs (or two or more other suitable digits) into her anus and crooks them on the inside so as to create a solid lock. This creates the possibility of pulling the girl onto you more forcefully and with greater sensation. To say the least.
"Boarding parties away! Launch the grappling hook and bring her alongside for us to plunder!"
Grappling Hook by Der Kaiser December 19, 2004

grappling baby 

a pregnant mexican woman who aims her birth canal at america and shoots her newborn baby over the border fence. once the baby hooks on the other side, she pulls herself over with the umbilical cord.
A: Aww, look a little bird landed on my shoulder.
B: Look again, Peter, that's a grappling baby!
grappling baby by astroo December 31, 2011

grappling baby 

Noun. A baby that is fired from the birth canal of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. It is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.
Stephen Colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the Colbert Report. - 12-12-11
grappling baby by AccesiViale December 15, 2011