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1.)"Hey!, Let's Franson them!"
2.)"Hey!, don't make me Franson you!"
Franson by Dumpster Queen November 21, 2010

Dirty Franson 

The act of when having anal sex, cumming in his/her ass and then fisting the anus.
Phil gave Caroline the Dirty Franson of her life last night.
Dirty Franson by Doctaa101 February 5, 2012

frankonomics 

the theory of reallocating funds away from an abortion you
didn’t need but had tricked yourself into believing was your fate. When the
funds are left with no purpose you have effectively created a surplus of
income to be exhausted in the quickest manner you see fit.
Oh that crazy girl Frances and her Frankonomics
frankonomics by Hockinson March 16, 2009

Franconia Corn Dog 

When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
Franconia Corn Dog by Gornlo January 24, 2011
A Hanson fan. The many kinds of fansons are: ---1. Hardcore Fansons: They own all 5 albums, EPs, live CDs/DVDs, and Strong Enough to Break, which documents how they left Island to form 3CG records, and will explain all this at great length when one mistakingly says "MMMbop." They'll add fansons on FB and are willing to go on long roadtrips to see a show, decorating their rides to signal those making the same journey, encourageing them to honk in solidarity. ---2. Laysons: They occasionally hit the band's site when they release an album, and may go to a concert once or twice, but not motivated to drive for 5 hours to see them. ---3. Hipster Noobs: Being turned onto Hanson's recent music, they're oblivious to the band's past and believe upon discovering them, that they're a slick new band on the scene. They'll say things like, "You should really check out this indie band from Tulsa. They sound like Eric Hutchanson." ---4. Male Fansons: Almost non-existent in the begining, are increasingly prominent among fans, and growing in correlation with Hanson's music that appeals more to both sexes. This is mostly due to the creation of Hanson's own label, which no longer obligates them to stoke the desires of teens. ---5. Tap-Out Fansons: Once all over the MMMbop scene, they fell off the wagon, and remain unaware that their once fav band still thrives as an indie w/o their support.
Don't try to school me, Noob. I'm a hardcore fanson from back in the day, before you hipters thought they were worth a damn!
Fanson by illcutchya September 13, 2010
The most dead inside lookin' person to ever live. Wears glasses and can't look away from their phone. Goes to some weird ass school called Rancho.
Frandon = definition of dead inside
Frandon by Lolipopdays June 16, 2019