When you take a corn cob from the outhouse and use it to ream your chick, because you drank too much moonshine and can't keep it up.
"Sweet mercy, Klem, I done got so shitfaced off that New Hampshire Hooch, I gave yer cuz--my sister--one grade-a Franconia Corn Doggin'!
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