cock johnson

expression used when you get extremely pissed off about something, usually yelled very loud

Bro 1 to Bro 2: Just banged your girlfriend

Bro 2: Cock johnson! what a slut!

Bro 1: yea and when she wouldn't give me head i was all like, COCK JOHNSON!

by scrojaboi November 13, 2010

Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson

A person with an incredibly super duper long cock.

wtf he is a Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson

by #@$Master April 6, 2022