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Fear Of Being Out Thrifted. Your friend hits a section before you, and you secretly fear that they will score something awesome. Also applies when they already have found some awesome stuff and you worry that your thrifting skills will be put to shame. Happens most frequently when thrifting with a friend who wears the same size as you.
I got a serious case of FOBOT after my best friend found that kickass dress right in front of me.
FOBOT by lovelynerd September 4, 2014

Number 15: Burger King Foot Lettuce 

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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burger king foot lettuce 

A meme about a video in which a nasaly narrator talks about a scandal in which a burger King employee was seen with his feet in lettuce.

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Foot Punch 

To punch somebody with your foot.

Kick.
If you keep saying dumb stuff I'll foot punch you in the face.
Foot Punch by dip June 13, 2016
A lady which knows how to tease and turn men on with her sexy feet.
-Man, Sandra is a total footbabe. Just look how she crossed her ankles !
-She knows her high arches and soft soles turn us on. That girl is nuts !
footbabe by CuriousOne January 8, 2010

weasel-foot 

a derogatory term, aimed at no group or persons in particular, used with the intent of completely and utterly confusing the receiver of the insult.
"If you weren't such a fucking weasel-foot, you'd fucking understand!"
weasel-foot by JFrag November 2, 2007