haley bornstedt
the most beautifully crazy down ass woman that walks the planet, she has amazing beauty from the outside in no matter what time of day she is always beautiful even without makeup she is the most caring and understanding girl you could ever hope to get up until you push her too far and she will unload your burdons that have been weighing her down for too long. In the end Haley always calms down and thinks about life with aclearer head and sees the truth and what is most important to her and her loved ones, she is an exceptional lover who is almost always loyal, who is perfect nowdays? she knows who she is with and will strive to help that person in the end because its who she is she loves deeply and wholeheartedly and is an amazing person to help you through any of lifes troubling times because she is so loyal and is a rider till we die and there is no escape from loving her its a life you will never want to end.
Haley Bornstedt: Is the brightest star in this universe of dim bulbs or the perfect drug I hope I overdose on when its my time to leave this world
haley bornstedt by somedumbassthatstillstuckonher April 15, 2019
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026