Stolosten

From the German, schtoloßten. This is a combination of the words lost and stolen. It refers to instances when:

1. You lose something and it is stolen (usually shortly) thereafter.

2. When you lose track of something and are not sure if you lost it or if it was stolen.

If there is a chance of it turning up then it is not stolosten, it is just lost. For something to be stolosten it has to be assumed in the possession of someone who is not the owner and who has no intention of giving it back.

This is usually used in terms of cell phones, laptops, purses, wallets, and other valuables that are quickly stolen if they are left unattended.

My iPhone fell out in the cab, I called the company but they have no record of it being found. My iPhone is stolosten!

Stolosten by mrbimbo October 25, 2010

Jens Stoltenberg 

To speak English in a VERY HEAVY Norwegian accent.

Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .

Us: I am the NATO cheif.

Jens Stoltenberg by Norgemannen November 28, 2020

jens stoltenberg 

Jens Stoltenberg is a guy who finds pleasure in saying "Yo, banana boy!" while actively trying to spread socialism through his worker's party. A jens is also a person who speaks English with an extreme Norwegian accent.

Quote: "Jå, bannanna båj!"

"Damn, this guy sure loves to say "Yo, banana boy!" while spreading socialism! He must be a Jens Stoltenberg!"

jens stoltenberg by Sunnifant January 1, 2015

stolten 

when a relative watches you lick a dog while they stretch themselves outrageously

I was gonna go over to gradpa's house but grandpa wanted me to stolten.

stolten by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Solotendo 

Solotendo is a word that can be used to describe a pretty stupid person who does'nt know how to argue.

"Damn, look at him hes such a dumbass"
"Yeah hes a real Solotendo"

Solotendo by Loyia April 7, 2021