Mud Sock

a natural phenomenon which occurs when anal sex goes seriously wrong, resulting in ones member being completely covered in faeces from tip to base.

yes i was with her last night, except after receiving the most horrific mud sock ever, i'm not sure if i'll be seeing her again.

Mud Sock by p-oke-her-face October 20, 2010

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mud socket

the mud socket is a bitches crust ass mold hole that she uses to stink up the hole room. when startled she will open her ripply pink ass hole and let out the wofting dead goat smell that she obtained from shoving a goats head up there. This smell from her mud socket scares any ugly males that try to get into her spacious cooch cavity. On special occasions she can excrete the goats tongue and bitch slap any ugly fucks. Watch out cause muddy sockets mean slappy tongues

guy1; Yo... I just got slapped by that whores mud socket

guy2; Well your an ugly fuck let me try bitch!

guy2 again; WEEEELLLL FUCK I GOT TONGUED TOOO

mud socket by goochy goochy February 18, 2019

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Related Words

Mud Sock • mud socket • mud flap • MUD • Mud slide • mud shark • mud butt • mud cricket • mud pie • mud monkey

Mudsocket

Dirt legs vagina

Why don't you stick your wrench in that mudsocket

Mudsocket by Nonnie + jynx February 4, 2021

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Mudsock

A used San Francisco condom

Gross, Richard Gere left his mudsock in the gerbil cage!

After last years pride parade, it took three days to clean up all the mudsocks.

Mudsock by Mrs. Smarts October 27, 2011

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Mudsock

The most epic and interest individual on the planet to everyone who crosses paths with a mudsock

Mudsock is a fucking legend

Mudsock by The Dread Pirate Cobbler December 14, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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