Rhonde 

A person who posts stupid or annoying answers to earnest questions on internet forums or in life. As distinguished from a “troll” as they (at least at one time) believe they are acting as the voice of reason. Often they will also be unnecessarily harsh to Noobs.
Frequently they will expect you to work around a problem in a completely inconvenient or humiliating way rather than offering a solution, or the words which they dread the most “I don’t know.”
Ie. They will tell you to take the bus instead of explaining how to fix your car; to use a typewriter instead of getting rid of malware; to go naked instead of bleaching a stain… They haunt technical troubleshooting forums and yahoo answers.

“Just ignore the previous post, the guy’s a total Rhonde”

“I came here for proper practical advice, no need to be such a Rhonde about it!”

Rhonde by breckonridge October 20, 2010

Lana rhoades child 

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them

Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

Lana rhoades child by Amongusinreallifesussus August 10, 2021

Rhodesia 

Rhodesia was an unrecognised state in southern Africa from 1965 to 1979, equivalent in territory to modern Zimbabwe. Rhodesia was the de facto successor state to the British colony of Southern Rhodesia, which had been self-governing since achieving responsible government in 1923. A landlocked nation, Rhodesia was bordered by South Africa to the south, Bechuanaland (later Botswana) to the southwest, Zambia to the northwest, and Mozambique (a Portuguese province until 1975) to the east.

Danny archer: Danny archer

Maddy bowen: Maddy bowen

Danny archer: American huh

Maddy bowen: quilty

Danny archer: yeah americans usually are

Maddy bowen: says the white south african

Danny archer: tsu tsu tsu tsu im from Rhodesia

Maddy bowen: we say zimbabwe now dont we?

Danny archer: *PULLS OUT FAL* do we?

Rhodesia by Rhodesian May 10, 2020

Rhode Island Rainbow 

The act of receiving a Diet Coke enema and carefully inserting Mentos into the anus right after the sugary butt chug. It is very important the participant bends over to produce an arch (or rainbow) of shit/Diet Coke as the fountain of carbonation rockets out of their anus.

The stripper at the gentleman's club did a Rhode Island Rainbow during her routine. It was so hot.

Rhode Island Rainbow by Giggling_santa May 20, 2020

Cody Rhodes

Everyones favourite midcarder

Cody Rhodes: ?? You follow me friend

Wilson2002: Because you're my favourite midcarder

Cody Rhodes by teganstan December 30, 2020

rhodesiaboo 

An individual who obsesses over the cold war era state of Rhodesia, similar to Wehraboos they think the Rhodesian military was the best in the world. Many will also be supportive of apartheid and general colonialism. The term is a play on the word weeaboo.

"Wow, did that guy really just talk about how the FAL is the greatest thing to grace mankind for 2 hours straight?"
"Yeah, he must be a rhodesiaboo."

rhodesiaboo by Regulus Zealous May 27, 2021

Rhode island 

Many people think of RI as the smallest state in the county but in fact it's not a real state but just a whole pile of water.

Rhode Island is a nice place to live if you like to fish, eat seafood and don't mind having your house wiped out by hurricanes every now and then.

Rhode island by hnoss April 30, 2017