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piratism 

The act of pirating the high (and low) seas. Also can be applied to the act of pirating interstate highways.

Not to be confused with piracy, which is merely stealing music from already-rich musicians, who really shouldn't get their panties in a bundle because someone downloaded one of their songs to see if they actually wanted to buy their crappy music.
To increase their bank accounts, Christian, Evan, and Michael were forced to result to interstate piratism in order to better-fuel their thirst for exotic cars.
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Piratism 

The act of a co-worker (junk-food socialist) eating a snack that was hidden with great care in the company fridge for later enjoyment.
I was going to eat that last ice cream cone I had stashed until someone committed snack piratism!
Piratism by power hooligan October 17, 2010
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Anarcho-Piratism 

Some Ideology that was made by the discord user Miho/Tirpitz/Mark and is something like Anarchy except that its believed that true freedom means that everyone shall sail the seas.
No one has an idea how this works but i guess it can work
Miho: Ay yo, have you heard of "Anarcho-Piratism"?
Anarcho: *Angry noises*
Anarcho-Piratism by Mihosaka November 22, 2020

Piratish 

One whom exudes a Pirate like Qualities; one who posses a Likeness to Pirates.

Dressing up as a Pirate for Annual celebrations such as Halloween, Gasparilla in Tampa, Fl or Fantasy Fest in Key West, Fl.
You know Jimmy spends all of his money every year on his pirate costume, but he will never be as Piratishas Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean when he plays Captain Jack Sparrow.
Piratish by Tommy R. Martin February 3, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026