the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting
the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy
motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the
suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN