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The Guru 

1. A learned man, who shares his knowledge to enlighten all those who are ignorant. He works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting his knowledge.
2. A very sexy man
3. A spiritual healer, whose prowess extends beyond the pages of a medical textbook, and hint at almost superhuman clinical skills. He also has an appreciation for the finer alcoholic beverages, as well as a wittily-deployed innuendo.
4. A man whose supremely chiselled biceps give him unparalled ability at a foozball table. Unfortunately his abs do not allow him to maintain this dominance for long.
As a sculpted, masculine beast of a man walked by me, with a beer in hand, observed my elevated jugulovenous pressure, prescribed a triple drug therapy and suggested a better weights technique to grow my biceps, I knew I had just encountered....The Guru
The Guru by TheMaster99 October 11, 2010
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The Guru 

One of the best bands in the fucking universe. A 4-piece 'Disco rock' band from Connecticut that knows how to put on a psychedelic show! They just released their debut album 'Native Sun' this year!
Disco Daughter off The Guru's Native Sun album is one tight ass track!
The Guru by ThatRandomGuy69 July 18, 2011
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The MMA Guru 

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.
The mma guru is a man of red complexion
The MMA Guru by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022

the love guru 

Obviously this refers to people who have some spiritual love knowledge going on.
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Boy: Hey, are you the love guru?
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!

The Wang Guru 

Josh Parmer.
Josh parmer is the official wang guru becuz he is obssessed with wangz up his butt and drawing wangz up other gay guys butts...LMao
Josh Parmer is the official Wang Guru. Dont consult me about gay wang shit, thats for Josh.
The Wang Guru by Student October 8, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026