Lumberjack Smack 

A highly technical sexual move pioneered by the Lumberjacks of Tennessee. A heavily built, extraordinarily strong Lumberjack takes hold of his testicle sack and swings it in a circular motion as fast as possible. Then, when maximum velocity is reached, the Lumberjack screams a Lumberjack scream "Timber!" and smacks the clitorial region of his female partner with his fast moving testicles. If done properly, the female partner's cry can be heard from the Mississippi River.

After a long day of sweating and being strong, Larry the Lumberjack just wanted to go back to his log cabin and give his bitch the Lumberjack Smack.

Lumberjack Smack by Larry the Lumberjack September 24, 2010

lumberjack smack down 

When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees

"ladies welcome to friday night lumberjack smack down, everyone down to their knees"

lumberjack smack down by arnold schowllenpecker April 20, 2008

Lumberjack Sack 

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.

You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.

Lumberjack Sack by the R&L book February 9, 2009